May 2013
calibornsbottombitch:
nelltrancy:
calibornsbottombitch:
fLOWERS ARE SO CUTE THEY CLOSE WHEN THEYRE SLEEPY I FORGOT FLOWERS DID THAT UI M SO EXCIRED I WANT TO GET IN A FIGHT
somewhere the flowers are saying the exact same thing about how humans go to sleep at night
tHATS SO CUTE!!!!
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starksfell:
when lyrics are so good u just
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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burritosenpai:
i made a handy flow chart to help u tell if ur sad about les mis when ur thinking about it
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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yaoiguai:
accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them
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jellybeing:
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offbeatorbit:
OK, I can explain. At some point in high school I received this Harry Potter doll as a gift. Shortly after the little rubber glasses came off and my friend, Rodolfo, and I got tired of his Sorcerer’s Stone clothes. So we transformed the HP doll into a high fashion model, and Dolfo made clothes for him out of scraps of fabric and napkins and leaves and...
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chekhov:
Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
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madturbating:
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
stephniejo:
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
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theniamsextapes:
mollyiswideawake:
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
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