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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

#omg



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Don’t you understand? The water is freezing and there aren’t enough boats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die.




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leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it




not-a-painbow inquired:

FMK: Amanda Seyfried, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Niall Horan (I went and looked him up).

Fuck: Amanda Seyfried

Marry: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Kiss: Niall Horan

aw you went to all that effort for my lil askbox thing aw thank~~~




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“Admit it. We went to school together for four years and you didn’t even know me.”




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Is ‘alright’ a special Time Lord code for ‘really not alright at all’?




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I started acting my sophomore year while studying molecular biology. My dad said “You can’t handle both.” I said, “Watch me, I will!”