im still laughing at this
Don’t you understand? The water is freezing and there aren’t enough boats. Not enough by half. Half the people on this ship are going to die.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
Fuck: Amanda Seyfried
Marry: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Kiss: Niall Horan
aw you went to all that effort for my lil askbox thing aw thank~~~
“Admit it. We went to school together for four years and you didn’t even know me.”
Is ‘alright’ a special Time Lord code for ‘really not alright at all’?
I started acting my sophomore year while studying molecular biology. My dad said “You can’t handle both.” I said, “Watch me, I will!”